Not Allowed To Work

yes, you read that right. i am not allowed to work today.

this is hilarious actually... and i'm welcoming the break... but its still insanely stupid...

so my department is being restructured, and merged into a new organization. fine, fine, all well and good right? wrong. there have been a myriad of managerial mishaps [oooh that sounds cool... on a purely phonetic basis that is] along the way. for example -- not having job descriptions for new positions until after they've started the interview process. not having office space for new positions, but hiring them anyway. firing 1/3 the accounting staff [which were already each doing the jobs of two people] and refusing to hire replacements until AFTER the restructuring has been finished. and my latest favorite... [get this shit... omg its priceless]

transitioning the accounting system into the new organization, barring the accounting staff from having access because... [get this...] we're not technically part of the new organization yet. [ummmmmm yeah. that was smart, dontcha think??]

so now, i am literally unable to do my job. very very literally. i cant run financial reports. and if i cant run financial reports... i cant do anything else. because what i can do, is based purely on those financial reports! wow. so yeah. no one knows when this is going to get fixed...

and i swear to god... if they tell me "not until we've transitioned the accounting staff into the new organization and their new job descriptions" one more time, i am going to walk off the job. theres really only so much i can be expected to take you know? they're already asking me to do the work of 3 people... but now they're asking me to do the work of 3 people, without access to any of the things i need to do that work. [ummmm ooooooooookay... yeah. thats so gonna happen. NOT. ]

but yeah. so now i get to sit here on my ass and goof off all day... only stopping to answer my phone and say "i'm sorry, i can't do that for you right now because management has barred me from doing my job" and answer emails saying "i really wish i could help you out with that, but management has barred me from doing my job indefinitely. i'll get back to you when they're done fucking around." hahahahaha i'm so evil sometimes. [i really wouldnt say anything quite so crude in a work email... but a girl can fantasize cant she? *wink wink*]

so far, to make use of my time, i went and applied for 7 [yes SEVEN] jobs using that great cover letter that Melissa helped me out with... and then i started goofing off.

i wish it would hurry up and be tomorrow already... i've something i'm doing that i'm really really looking forward to... but i'm not gonna go into detail bout that, cuz the person i'm doing it with might be reading... hehe. [you know who you are]

so yeah... i'm bored shitless over here... wishing i could go home already... so it would be tomorrow sooner... and i could go have some fun :D i guess i'll go waste some time on Tribe... hopefully something interesting is going on over there. [cuz there sure as hell isnt anything interesting happening over here!!]