over the past week, i have been told several times, by several different people, that i have the voice of a phone sex operator... perhaps i should think about changing careers? i'm pretty sure i'd like that job quite a bit more than my present one. *wink wink* come on? who wouldn't love a job that paid them to have phone sex? lol.
okay, so i'd probably end up getting really really bored, and start like, knitting or something while i was on the phone... I can see it now: "oh yeah baby, just like that" knit one, purl two, "yes... harder... " slip stitch, knit one, carry over "mmmmmmmmmmm that feels sooo good" knit one, purl two... LMAO. yeah, maybe i should just stick to pushing paper all day, and leaving the phone sex part for my off time *wink wink*
oh, can we tell that i'm in a better mood today? even if eternal did nearly make me cry with the comment to my last post :P (babe, you can be such a complete angel sometimes... it blows me away) but yeah... i have a horrible cold, so i'm high off the overdose of decongestants i took this morning, mixed with caffiene (which i don't normally have much of), and a healthy dose of chocolate cake this afternoon (yet one more person is leaving my department... gotta love farewell parties). i have to wonder if this is how cocaine addicts feel... i mean, i'm jittery, the room spins if i move too fast (i.e. faster than a crawl), i'm seeing things that arent there, and i'm talking about 300 miles a minute... oh yeah, did i mention that the room spins? lol. the plus side is that pseudoephedrine+caffiene+chocolate makes for an extremely happy me! an incoherrent me, but a happy me nonetheless. so pardon if this post rambles and goes off on tangents. blame it on the drugs :P
so where was i? ummm oh yeah, working in the sex industry! thought i'd just drop my two cents while i've brought the topic up, about how i think that prostitution should be legal, and taxed, and regulated to death, cuz people are gonna buy sex no matter what, and why shouldnt the govt get a piece of that action? i mean, think of all that revenue! we'd never have a budget crisis again! lol.
anyway... i've wasted enough "company" time and resources for a bit... talk at y'all later!
sex phone operator? that's an interesting one... but hey if it keeps you amused, why not go for it?
ReplyDeleteand can i have some of whatever's made you happy? i just feel like the happiness has been sucked right out of me today.
yours truly,
the hole in the wall
hole in the wall --
ReplyDeletefeel free to join me in my pseudoephedrine/caffine/chocolate induced state of bliss :) your local drug store should have all three!
i gotta warn you though, it doesnt last long, and when it wears off, you're just as depressed as you were beforehand.
hope your day gets better..
--tess
ok.... the picture of you doing phone sex while knitting.....ROFL.... oh my.... hope your friday goes well...:) have more chocolate and caffine as needed - gotta love that shaking feeling weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
ReplyDeletesee ya sunday
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