Bah Humbug... Or Something Like That...

Christmas time is here again and I'm rapidly turning into the Grinch. Well, not exactly... I mean... Its just that Christmas has always been wretchedly hard on me. Even as a kid, I hated Christmas.

When I was little, I never looked forward to Christmas. Sure, new toys and whatnot was great, but it always felt like my parents (and other adult family) were trying to buy me off -- like they were trying to make up for a whole year's worth of neglect and abuse in one shot. Maybe I should be grateful that they even tried to make up for everything, but somehow the idea that a barbie doll and some legos are recompense for an extreme lack of love and affection sickens me. How is it that a spirograph is supposed to make up for a year's worth of being screamed at for no reason? How does a care bear make up for a year's worth being hit and slapped? Is a new sketch book supposed to give me love and support when there's no one around to rely on? Or maybe I should call a new set of colored pencils to come pick me up when I get thrown out of the house barefoot -- again.

And now that I'm older, Christmas has turned into nothing more than an extended financial transaction. The pretense of thoughtful gifts has gone completely out the window. I show up for an awkward gathering of family who barely know each other, and get a check, or a couple of gift cards for my trouble. Does that sound even remotely like Christmas to you? It sure as hell doesn't to me.

The best Christmas I ever had, had nothing to do with my family at all. In highschool I went through a very Christian phase -- went to church and youth groups and Christian Camp and the whole deal. There was a family at church who was really down on their luck -- both parents were out of work, had virtually no money to speak of, three kids to take care of... Our pastor and his wife had taken them in, but even so, they weren't going to have much of a Christmas. So my best friend (at the time) and I pooled a little bit of money, and decided to play Santa for them. We didn't buy anything extravagant, just small toys, games, little treats... But you should have seen how happy those kids were. And the look of relief and gratitude on their parents' faces... That was Christmas. That made the whole year worth while. I didn't need anything else for Christmas. Just the looks on their faces was enough -- more than enough.

I wish Christmas could be like that again. I wish it could be about small gestures, and heartfelt good wishes. I wish... "the thought" still counted.

But we don't know each other anymore. We don't think about what would truly make one another happy, because we can't be bothered. Its all about making ourselves look good, about showing everyone how great we are, not about showing everyone how great we think they are.

The crowds at the stores prove it to me -- the hustle and bustle, the fighting over the last of the "best gifts"... What ever happened to "peace and good will towards men"??

Is it really any wonder that I hate Christmas so much when all it is now is one big spending contest?

I don't want fancy gifts. I never have. All I've ever wanted is to be shown that I'm thought about, and cared about. Throwing money at me doesn't do that. A small trinket, even something worthless or silly, means more to me if the person giving it says "when I saw this, I immediately thought of you." But doing it that way requires time... And time isn't something most people have much of anymore. I know I don't. I've got two jobs, a kid... And no maid. I don't even have the time to do my laundry, let alone spend hours and hours picking out personalized gifts for everyone. But at the same time, i'm not happy just getting people gift cards. I'm not happy buying into the thoughtless materialism that Christmas has become symbolic of. Its not me, and it feels wrong.

So yeah, I'd like to just skip Christmas. Just forget about gifts and uncomfortable family gatherings, and have the time to spend with the people that matter most to me. Because really, THAT is what Christmas should be all about.

Dreams...

It's funny the things your mind does when you're asleep... Well... Sometimes it's funny, and sometimes it's scary as fuck.

For the most part, I don't dream. At least, if I do, I don't remember it. That's not a hard rule, but it's true at least 90% of the time. Except lately.

For the past two weeks, I've been dreaming every time I fall asleep -- even on the train in the morning -- and not pleasant dreams either. I've been having intensely vivid and frighteningly real nightmares. You know, the kind that shock you awake then follow you around echoing in your ears all day and flashing in front of your eyes when you least expect it.

There's something about these dreams though... They're not exactly just dreams. I mean, yes, I dream them, but instead of them being random shit generated by my subconscious, they're memories. Very old, horrific memories. Things that actually happened. Things I don't want to remember. Things I don't even want to think about remembering.

And now, here they are, insinuating themselves into my dreams, then chasing me into wakefulness... Refusing to be ignored or forgotten once more.

It's like my own mind is stalking me... And it makes me feel afraid to sleep, afraid to be alone...

The two states I spend most of my time in. *sigh*

Knots... Yeh...

Okay, so I fell off the face of the earth there for a while...

My day job, while remarkably lacking in actual work, has been beyond stressful -- days filled with pointless staff meetings and redundant training sessions, union barganing and negotiations, and me wondering if I'm the only person on campus with half a brain in her head...

My other job -- the one I actually enjoy -- has been keeping my mind busy the rest of the time. In fact, its been tying my brain in knots because I'm trying to learn a new diagramming technique called UML (universal modelling language). Ever seen a flowchart? UML is exactly like that, only completely and totally different. Uh huh. See why my brain's been in knots? My grey matter feels like a piece of practice rope for a boyscout getting his knot tying badge.

Anyway, no deep insights for now. Its all I can do to keep my mind from melting, so yeh. No unnecessary thought for me.

Feeling Quiet

As Cat pointed out, I haven't really been around much. My posts are dwindling, and I appologize. But I just haven't been able to think of what to say. I can't seem to organize my thoughts or feelings into something intelligible. I'm not entirely sure whats up with that, but eh. Oh well.

My weekend wasn't as much fun as I'd intended it to be, and its left me feeling more than a little bit down. I'd wanted things to be relatively care free and relaxed... But instead of just hanging out and doing the Halloween thing, shit happened, and a should have been stress free Saturday turned into a tension fest and ended with a lot of tears and some hurt feelings. And eventhough I've forgiven the things said to me in a drunke haze... I've not yet forgotten them, and the words still sting.

I wish appologies fixed things. I wish they erased whatever transgression was comitted, and made everything new. But they don't. And no matter how well you understand the whys and hows of what happened, no matter how much you forgive, you still hurt for a while. Sometimes just a little, and sometimes a lot.

I'm sure this is shortlived... But it'd be nice if the offending party went out of his way to make it up to me... Just to show he noticed, and cares, that I'm still not over it, you know?

A little TLC would work wonders...

One of The Ones to Be Grateful For

Today is one of those days. You know, those days -- the ones that, even though you're awake, feel like some sort of dream, or maybe an out of body experience where you're watching life happen to yourself without actually feeling any of it, like it's not even you experiencing things, like it's someone else.

My therapist calls it "disassociation" and says that it's my mind distancing itself from stressful events or feelings that might otherwise be overwhelming. Its a defense mechanism, she says, so that I can keep functioning through whatever life throws at me. Personally, I think that explanation makes me sound crazy, and much more fragile than I am.

Some things just take more time for a mind to process, and during that delay I think we associate what's happening to the first similar thing we can find in our memories. For those of us who are part of the modern world, the most prevalent sensory and informational input we get is from a television screen or computer monitor. And the majority of that is either fiction, or non-fiction that is so sensationalized that it comes across as fiction.

So it's not that we're "disassociating." Quite the opposite. Its that we're trying so hard to immediately figure out how to think, feel, or react to a situation that our minds are misassociating with things that we know to be fake. We think, subconsciously as well as consciously, "this stuff happens on TV, or in movies, not in real life." Thus, whatever is going on ends up feeling surrealistic -- like it isn't happening to you because these things "don't happen to real people."

Now, I'm not saying that people don't ever truly disassociate. I fully admit to doing it sometimes. I did it when I was at my worst, refusing to admit that I was hurting, throwing myself into work and school. I did it as a new mom, when diapers, spit up, throw up, etc., etc., were too disgusting to handle. I do it now, at work, when the stress and frustration gets to be overwhelming. But those times, I go numb. I become robotic; completely and totally unfeeling and blind to anything but the task at hand. It doesn't feel surrealistic. It doesn't feel like anything at all.

So today, I'm not disassociating. I feel okay. It's just that... Things just don't feel right. They don't feel real.

This morning, on my way to work, I got a call from my ex husband telling me that he's been the victim of identity theft, and that I should keep an eye on the joint bank account we still have. Great. Lovely. So I have to go, at some point, and close it just to be safe. And that wasn't even how the day started.

My wake up call this morning, instead of my normal 6:30am alarm, was a 5-something am phone call from my boyfriend to let me know that his grandfather had passed away. It wasn't an unexpected thing. But that doesn't make it any easier on anyone involved. I don't think its all really hit him yet... But it will eventually. In the mean time, my heart is breaking for him.

I remember how hard it was on me when my great grandmother died... She'd been ill for a long time, and each time I saw her, she was less and less of the woman I knew. She was one of the strongest, most alive, feisty and fun loving people I've ever known. But the last few times I saw her, she wasn't any of those things. She was wasting away, hooked up to more and more tubes and machines each time. The number of pill bottles in her bathroom soon overflowed the medicine cabinet, and lined the sink and even the top of the toilet tank. Certain bottles took up residence by her bed, or by her recliner in the living room.

On my last visit, the entire house had become a sick room, and the woman I'd loved and admired was a mere shadow of her former self. She couldn't even sit up on her own, let alone stand at the stove teaching me how to cook like she always had.

Between her medications and the dementia that had set in, she could barely recognize her family. We even had to have my dad's wife step outside because my great grandmother couldn't remember who she was, and kept getting scared about "the strange woman in my house." In the fog she was in, my father had to keep reminding her who he was because she kept confusing him with my uncle and my grandfather.

But she knew me. She called me by name, and grasped my hand with more strength than she should have been able to muster.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" she asked, her voice weak, but seemingly determined.
"Yes Nanny," I replied. I was fifteen, and did have one... Kind of.
"You love him?" she asked, a glimmer of hope slipping into her voice.
"Yes Nanny," I said. I thought I did, given how much fifteen year olds know about love.
"You're going to get married?" she asked, hope lighting her eyes, and color coming back into her face.

Who was I to deny her that hope? Who was I to deny her a last moment of happiness? What would it hurt to tell her what she wanted to hear?

"Yes Nanny," I lied.
"Good," she said. A soft smile spread across her face as her hand slipped from mine and she fell back into a state halfway between consciousness and unconsciousness.

My conversation with her ended up being the last conversation she had with anyone. She never quite regained lucidity again after that. And a day later, as I was on the plane home, she passed away peacefully after months of battling to hold on to life's last threads. It was as if she was waiting for me... Waiting to see that I had a bright future, before she felt it was okay to let go.

When we got the call that she'd passed away, I cried like a baby in my father's arms. But my tears weren't for her. She was in a better place, and she'd gone there happy. She wasn't suffering anymore, and I was glad for that. But me... I was stuck here, without her. My tears were for me; my hurt, my loss, my emptiness.

She was everything I'd always wanted to be; one of only two people I ever admired growing up. And I still miss her. I always will.

There was nothing that anyone could say or do to help me feel better. All the I'm sorries, and the I know how you feels did nothing but annoy me. Only the friends who really did know how I felt were honest enough to admit that there was nothing they could say. They were the ones that would hug me. They were the ones that would ask to hear about her. They were the ones that would share stories about the loved ones they'd lost. They were the ones that would cry with me. They were the ones that helped; that made me feel less alone. They were the ones I was grateful for.

I just hope that I can be that... One of the ones that help... One of the ones to be grateful for.

Blogging Bind

I haven't really had much to say here lately... My mind has, for the most part, been caught up in other people's lives, and my focus has been on being there for them in whatever way I can. Instead of looking inward, I've been looking out, and now I'm in a bit of a blogging bind. You see, all the people that I'm talking about read this blog, and now I find myself thinking about how what I say here might affect them. I don't feel I can be as open as I usually am, because it might impact them, or the relationships I have with them, which is not my intention here. On the other hand, this is MY blog, and its here that I generally get stuff off my chest, whether it be good, or bad. Aside from making sure not to name names, or otherwise give out any personal information, I've never censored myself, and I don't want to start. It would defeat the purpose of the blog if I did.

So here's my solution. I'm going to remind you, now, that this blog is much like a personal journal for me. I share it this way because... Well, I don't really know why I share it this way. Maybe I'm practicing letting myself be vulnerable. Maybe I'm tired of hiding everything I think and feel. Maybe I want there to be an easy way for people to see the real me. Maybe all of those, maybe none. It doesn't matter really. What matters is that, as you're reading this, you take it all with a grain of salt and remember that this is just the brain spillage of someone who feels the world around her a little more than she knows how to handle sometimes.

What A Weekend

Okay. So. This weekend rocked. Seriously.

First of all, my Friday night was one of the best Friday nights I've had, ever. Not only because I was out with really great people, or because I got so drunk that I actually danced and didn't give a shit if I looked stupid or not, or because I looked cute enough that total strangers were giving me compliments (it was a gay club, so they were actually complimenting me, not hitting on me), although all that was beyond fun, and I'm definitely going to have to dance more often (it's great exercise, and thanks to my four inch heels, my legs were sore all the next day). The thing that really made my night though, was one little phrase.

As we were walking into the club, the bouncer asked the guy I'm seeing if I was his wife. I of course found that idea hilarious, given my feelings about marriage, and laughed. The guy I'm seeing though, says to the bouncer "No, she's my girlfriend." That was the first time I'd ever heard him call me that, and it felt so good... I know, it seems kind of juvenile of me, or girly in a high school way... But there's something about that title that gives me the mushy little warm fuzzies. I mean, I know its just a title, I know it doesn't actually change anything, but... Being called that makes me feel important, special, possessed. And I like that feeling of belonging to someone. A lot.

The other totally awesome thing that happened this weekend was that the board of directors of my boyfriend's (note the change in terminology *grin*) company voted to make me their new CFO. Uh huh. That's right. Me. CFO. Chief Financial Officer. At 26. Yup yup. I so rock *grin*

In all seriousness though, as thrilled as I am at being given that opportunity, the sheer magnitude of being a CFO is a bit daunting. Yes, Berkeley gave me a crash course in accounting policy and procedure. Yes, I've taken accounting classes. Yes, I've taken management classes. But I don't know everything that a CFO should. I know a lot of it, but not everything.

Now, I'm not saying that will keep me from doing a great job, because it won't. It just means that I'm going to have to do a lot of research on top of everything else. A LOT of research. Both about the job, and about the company. And its intimidating, jumping into something that you're maybe not quite prepared for.

I have confidence in myself though, and so do other people. This kind of situation is the kind I excel in, actually, and this is the kind of work I was born for.

High level financial management is not what it might seem. It's not just number crunching like everyone thinks. Its much more abstract than that. A financial report isn't just about account balances or cash flow, and accounting isn't just about knowing when the bills were paid. If it were, anyone could do it. What a financial report really does, is tell a story. If you know how to read it, that is. It tells you everything you could ever want to know about a company. Where it's been, where it is now, and where it's going. Liquidity, profitability, potential growth, productivity. I can look at a financial report and tell you where a company needs improvement, where it's losing money and why, where it's profiting and why. All that, just from a screen full of numbers.

There's also an amount of creativity involved. Creation of policy and procedure, the sculpting and molding of processes, building a company from the inside out...

It's all exactly what I'm best at -- a mix of art and numbers, creativity and practicality... A lot of it is intuitive for me, innate skill that I just... Have. The rest... I've either learned already, or will learn soon.

My Mom Is Weird

She sent me a "Liv. Breast Self Exam Kit" in the mail.

A what?! Yes, you read that right. A breast self exam kit. Why I need a kit, I have no idea... But according to the box, it comes with a tool thats designed to "greatly enhance sensitivity" and its "made of soft, latex-free polyurethane and filled with a non-toxic lubricant." I'm sorry, but to me, it sounds more like a sex toy than anything else. It really does. It even comes with its own little velvet bag to keep it in!

Amused, I called my sister to see if she'd gotten one too... And got her voicemail. When she called back, I found out that she'd been on the phone with Mom, and just as I was ringing through, Mom had said "oh! I didn't tellyour sister I was sending her one!" Ha Ha. Good timing, that. So then my sister tells me that Mom sent one to our grandmother...

I nearly died at the thought of my tiny, 77 (I think) year old, prim, proper, reserved, UPTIGHT grandmother opening that package in front of my sweet, quiet, SHY grandfather... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine the conversation that must have sparked... And for the sake of my sanity, I'm not even going to try!

I know my mom means well. Really, I do. And given that she works as a mammographer (taking mammograms all day, every day) its not as weird of a "gift" as it seems. But Oh. My. God! *laughs* That was SO the last thing I ever expected to get in the mail!

PeopleSoft 8.8 -- Software From Hell

Well here I am again, stuck not being able to work, and this time, its all PeopleSoft's fault.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with PeopleSoft -- the erectile dysfunction (I secretly think of them as PenisSoft, hehe) of the packaged software industry -- they are the company that designed the AP/AR software that UCB (as well as just about every other public college and university) uses.

We recently (2 weeks ago) upgraded from 7.02 to 8.8 -- a drastic change that moved us from a VPN based interface to a web-based interface -- during which our AP/AR system was down for 2.5 weeks. Yes, you read that right: 2.5 weeks. 2.5 weeks that we couldn't pay bills. 2.5 weeks that we couldnt process incoming payments. 2.5 weeks that several million dollars of grants could not be initialized. 2.5 weeks that NOTHING could be accomplished.

This is something that in the corporate sector would NEVER have happened. Having your AP/AR system down for more than a few hours in the middle of the night is pure business suicide! But this isn't the corporate sector now is it. Us non-profit folks don't need to hold ourselves to the ridgid business standards that the rest of the world lives up to... Ooooooh no.

Well fine. With all that downtime, when the system comes back up, it will be shiny and new, and work like a liberally oiled machine... Right?

Wrong! The first day it was up, it crashed the authentication servers for the whole campus! And every day there after, there were more and more bugs found. More and more weird error messages, less and less functionality. Tasks that originally took me an hour to finish using 7.02 now take up to five times as long, if I can get them accomplished at all... And today, today, 2 whole weeks after implementation, I can't even approve a fucking payment because of a "mysterious SQL error"!!

*Side note: I always think of SQL as "squirrel," and when there's an SQL error, I wind up envisioning a little squirrel inside my computer throwing a hissy fit because he can't find his acorns*

Well hell. Someone want to tell me why I even bother showing up to the office? I mean, if they want to pay me to sit on my ass and do nothing all day, can't I at least do it by the pool? Somehow I don't think that idea would go over well with HR... But I'm tired of this. Really sick and tired.

And in my humble opinion (Or maybe not so humble. Maybe rather indignant instead.) PeopleSoft needs some Cialis or something to get their asses in gear. It sure would be nice if we could charge them for every hour each staff member has to spend twiddling their thumbs instead of working because of whatever system glitch 8.8 has, and send us the fuck home on PeopleSoft's tab. That would sure wake them up quick. Pity theres things called indemnity clauses in contracts... *sigh*

Public Transit Code of Ethics

Okay people, Melissa's getting fed up with inconsiderate office mates, and I'm getting fed up with inconsiderate mass transit riders. There is an unspoken code of ethics when using public transit you know...

For example:

Respecting Personal Space: No matter how crowded the train, you never, I repeat NEVER, jam the crack of your ass against your neighbor's arm so hard that she can tell, without looking, what cut underwear you have on. And when that neighbor tries to extricate herself from your ass, you do NOT push back against her harder! Maybe you have an ass play fetish. I don't know, I don't care. A crowded train is not the place to get your fix, especially not at the expense of the complete stranger who is unfortunate enough to be standing behind you.

Shoe Choice: If you have chosen to wear stiletto heels on the train, either sit down, or stand perfectly still. Do not keep rearranging your feet. You run the risk of stepping on the toes of an innocent bystander. And when, invariably, you do put your 4 inch pencil point heel down on someone's foot so hard that they cry out in pain, the proper response is "Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you alright?" Glaring at them, and rolling your eyes, is unconscionably rude. After all, it was your stupid idea for you to wear stilettos and step on their foot, not theirs.

Escalator Utilization During Rush Hour: There are two lanes of traffic on the escalator during commute hours. The left side is for those of us who choose to run up, and the right side is for those of us who choose to stand still. If you are going to stand still, please stay to the right and let people pass you. Don't just stand in the middle, blocking everyone who actually has somewhere they need to be.

Turnstile Ettiquette: Have your ticket ready before you get to the turnstile. Don't stand there fumbling through your purse while everyone piles up behind you. Most of us have better things to do than stand around waiting for you to get your act together.

Backpacks, Purses, Briefcases, Laptop Cases, Etc.: Watch out! People do not appreciate it when someone swings around and bashed them in the knee with a briefcase. Similarly, we also do not appreciate being knocked in the face with a backpack, or having a stray purse hit us in the stomach. It's your responsibility to make sure that your baggage isn't accidentally transformed into a weapon of mass distruction, not ours.

Cell Phones: The train is always crowded and noisy. Your cell phone also will get horrible reception on the train. The proper way to deal with this is NOT to yell into the mouth piece at the top of your lungs about how your boyfriend is a lying, cheating, piece of shit. Turn off the damned phone, and wait til you're somewhere a tad less public. We really, REALLY don't need to know about the STD he caught from his whore (or possibly from you, 'cuz there was that one time you slept with what's-his-face from that club...OOOOH girl! That brotha was FYNE!), or that you're going to throw his clothes out on the lawn and burn them. Truly, we don't. And really, if you think about it, neither does the person you're screaming at through your cell.

Unnecessary Conversation With Strangers: One sentence -- Don't talk to me. It's either way too early in the morning and I'm on my way to my crappy job, or its late and I'm on my way home from my crappy job. Either way, I'm not in a good mood and don't want to make idle chit chat or hear your life story. The fact that I have earphones on with the volume cranked so loud that anyone within 5 feet of me can hear what I'm listening to is not an invitation to ask me about my iPod. Quite the opposite. It's meant to deter morons like you from asking me stupid questions like "What does an iPod do?" and "Oh, so you need a computer to use an iPod?" I am not an Apple representative, I am not an information kiosk, I am not the latest issue of Consumer Reports Magazine. Leave me alone!!

All that said, go over and check out Melissa's office ettiquette rants, which served as inspiration for this post.

Between A Rock And A Hard Place

I don't know how you do it. All you people who are faithful to the jobs you hate so much. How do you get up every morning and make yourself get to the office on time? How do you convince yourselves to do the work you find so monotonous, and such a waste of your talent? How do you do it, day after day, not taking time off?

Don't you ever resent your job, your supervisors, for wasting your life? Don't you ever find yourself wishing you could just quit? Wishing that you could stay out all night on a Wednesday and not have to worry about aking up the next morning, or having to work all day with a hang over? Envying those friends who have their dream jobs, who can work whatever hours they want, who telecommute while lounging by the pool?

I hate my job. I find myself resenting every minute I spend in my office; resenting it for everything I give up just to be able to show up here. The parties, the trips to tahoe, the late night social gatherings, the sleep, the time... Most of all the time. God the things I could do if I only had the time...

It feels like my potential sufferes and bleeds away with every second I spend at this job. And yet, without the paycheck it generates, I wouldn't have the money to do any of the things I want to do. Hell, even with the paycheck I don't have the money to do half the things I want to do.

I work, so I can afford the life I want... I work, so I don't have time to live the life I want.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place... Perpetually.

Pepper Spray & A Cell Phone

Monday night, a man followed me home from the train station.

I was minding my own business, standing outside the station waiting for the 82 bus. It was almost 7pm, later than I usually am because I'd gone to the gym after work, and it was starting to get dark. The failing light didn't bother me. I've been taking public transit my whole life, at all hours of the day and night, in and through all manner or neighborhoods (many worse than where I was right then), and had never had any trouble.

So I'm standing there, not far from several other people, and a man I've never seen before turns to me and asks if I'm going home. Definitely not an unusual question, as I'm used to people making small talk while waiting for the bus, and I've definitely been asked weirder things. So I say that I am, he nods, and wanders off a ways.

When the bus shows up, a group of us get on, the man who'd talked to me included, and the bus got on its way. Everything seemed normal enough -- no one sat unnecessarily close to me, no one talked to me -- except that that guy kept staring at me. Eh, whatever, I thought. Plenty of guys stare at me on this bus. I'm always the only white chick, and I always look out of place.

After what seemed like years (but was only 3 songs on my Ipod) my stop comes up, and I get off. And so does that same guy. Thats when the alarm bells started going off inside my head. No one gets off at my stop after 5pm except for me. And on the off chance that someone does, they never walk the same direction I do. But this guy was following me, walking the same way I was, keeping pace about 15 feet behind me, even when I walked faster.

I tried to keep my cool. I focused on walking fast, but not too fast. I focused on getting my keys out of my pocket. I focused on acting like I hadn't noticed him, and everything was just fine. All the while I was creating a mental image of the guy just in case.

My height, latino, short black hair, brown eyes, brown skin, khaki shirt, dark blue carpenter style jeans, black work shoes, no scars, no tattoos, no limp, no goddamned distinguishing features...

It was less than a block, but it seemed like an eternity before I got to my building, like life was happening in slow motion.

Time seemed to speed up when I got to the front security door, and I couldn't get it unlocked at first, fumbling with the key, as the guy got closer and closer. Finally, just before he got through the lobby door, I got through the security door, and pulled it shut behind me, my heart pounding in my chest as I leaned back against it gratefully (thank GOD for security doors!).

I nearly screamed when he hit the door, I was so caught off guard. Looking over my shoulder, I hurried down the hallway as he kept pounding on the door, and rounded the corner to the mail room. Safely out of sight, I could still hear him pounding, POUNDING, on the security door while I waited for the elevator.

You're fine, I kept telling myself as I made my way through the building to my apartment He can't get in. He didn't see where you went. He doesn't know which apartment is yours... But I was shaken, severely, and I still had to pay my rent and take out the trash.

There are a couple of ways to get to the manager's office (which is empty that time of night), the quickest being to leave the building and cut across the parking lot. So, as I was just about to step out onto the lot, I saw someone studying the back gate. It was the guy who had followed me. He couldn't get in the front, so he'd gone around the back to try that way!!

I freaked. I lost my cool entirely, and ran back into the building, slamming the door behind me. I took the long way, through the building, to the office and back, practically hyperventilating the whole way.

Unfortunately, there's no way to get to the dumpsters without leaving the safety of the building... And stubborn me was determined to take out the damned trash. Now, I've never liked taking out the trash, but I've never been afraid to do it. Now though, I was terrified. Terrified to leave the building alone. Terrified to walk the 30 feet from the front door to the dumpsters. But I went anyway, holding my keys between my fingers in a fist, looking over my shoulder every other step... I did it, and once I was back in the building safely, without incident, I cried the whole way back to my apartment.

So... I've lived in, and travelled through, some of the most dangerous parts of the Bay Area, and I have never had anything like that happen before. NEVER. I've lived next door to drug dealers, ridden the bus with "gang bangers" and wanna-bes with guns in their pockets, seen drive by shootings (no one hurt, thankfully), had cars broken into, been accosted by homeless people, been felt up on the train... I hear sirens scream by my building every night. But I've never been afraid for my own safety. Not ever. Until now.

The guy I'm seeing dropped everything and came right over as soon as he found out... Which was incredibly sweet, and I adore him to death for it, but I still had nightmares all night that night, dreaming of being chased down narrow corridors by someone or something I couldn't see. I don't like being afraid. Not truly afraid, for myself, or people I care for.

So yesterday, on the advice (and scoldings) of several people, I took the afternoon off work and bought pepper spray and a cell phone. The bright yellow pepper spray canister has taken up permanent residence on my hip, and the cell phone has matching prime real estate on my other hip, and from here on out, I will never leave my apartment without either one. They don't exactly make me feel safer... I just feel a little better equipped to deal with whatever might come my way.

Getting Thrashed

This weekend, we drank too much.

It was my idea to get thrashed. I needed it. I needed to drink until the world became a pleasure filled fuzzy haze. I needed to drink past that point, until I threw up once or twice. I needed to reset myself that way, like I do a couple times a year. I'm used to my inhibitions melting away, to becoming nothing but raw emotion. I revel in it. But he's never been that drunk before. And despite the fact that he's a whole head taller, and about 60 lbs. heavier than I am, he had the same amount to drink as I did (half a bottle of Jack Daniels) and he was the one who ended up getting rather very ill.

Maybe its that I've been drinking since I was twelve, and he's only been drinking for a year or two. Maybe its that I get totally wasted every few months on purpose, and know what to expect, and he didn't. Whatever the reason, I ended up stroking his hair, and rubbing his back as he bent over my kitchen sink sobbing and choking up all the hurt and frustration he'd bottled up inside himself. I cried too, seeing all that pain, feeling it as if it were my own, and promised over and over that everything would be alright.

As much as I wish it hadn't taken getting drunk for us to talk that way, I'm glad I got to see that side of him. So maybe getting him thrashed, just this once (I promised that as long as I was around, I'd never let him drink that much again), was a good thing. I got to see part of him that I might never have gotten to see otherwise... A part that made me feel needed... And a lot less alone.

Knowing What You're Worth...

Can sometimes make it hard to be with someone, to have a relationship with someone, on a romantic level. See, I know what I'm worth. I know that when it comes down to it, I'm an amazing person to be with.

I'm kind, caring, generous... I'm always willing to be flexible, to compromise, to work at things until my partner is happy. I often put their needs, wants, and desires ahead of mine, just because I want to please them. I'm affectionate, and sensual, and sexual. I'm intelligent, and funny, and a good kisser. I like to go out, or stay in, to be with groups of friends, or have it be just the two of us. I'm laid back. I go with the flow. I know how to have a good time. I know when to be serious, and when to crack jokes. I have a gigantic heart. And I don't ask for a lot in return.

I don't want gifts, especially not lavish ones. I don't need fancy dinners out, or expensive weekend getaways. I don't want a slave, or someone following me around like a lovesick puppy. I don't expect to come first on their list of priorities. I don't need to see them every waking moment. I don't want them abandoning their friends to spend all their free time with me. I don't expect their life to grind to a halt because of me.

All I want is someone to spend time with me, to make a little bit of room in their life for me.

I'm not hard to please. I'm really not. Just a little bit of attention and affection every couple days is enough to keep me content. That's it. That's all I really need.

Well... That and a good sound fucking every so often *wink wink*

Is that all really so much to ask?

One Year Anniversary

Today, is the one year anniversary for my blog. Well... of its existance anyway... I didn't post for a good 5 months, so... well... yeah anyway. One year. Wow. Who knew.

In celebration of my one year anniversary, I'm going to share this funny story of two people who are way too easily amused, and have a tendency to twist things towards the sexual side of life.

The guy I'm seeing and I were driving back to my place the other night, mispronouncing the exit signs on purpose, just for shits and giggles, when we passed a sign saying "oakland zoo and airport next exit." Conversation ensued about how odd it would be to have a zoo in an airport... And then conversation about bringing the animals on the plane. My response?

"Putting a petting zoo on an airplane would bring a whole new meaning to joining the mile high club"

*big grin*

I'm soooo bad. LOL

Medical Update

Alright, for those of you who have been pestering me to find out what in the hell is wrong with me:

Last week the headaches got worse, and started becoming accompanied by mild bloody noses when I woke up. Let me say that there is no nastier way to wake up than waking up to find your nose full of blood clot. Ew. Then I started getting dizzy, and my appetite dropped off so I was really only hungry once a day. Yesterday, when I woke up, the bloody nose hadn't quite abated, and kept on at a trickle until my workday was almost over. I called the doctor.

My appointment was first thing this morning... Not the way I usually like to start my day... But I did wind up getting a laugh while waiting for my exam. In the next room over was an older gentleman, perhaps about 55 or 60, who was in for a follow up of some sort. I know this, because the walls in the office are so thin that I could hear every single word him and the doc said. I wasn't exactly eavesdropping... But there was nothing to do while I waited, so I listened a bit... And nearly fell off the exam table laughing when I heard the doctor say "alright then, assume the position!" and the patient say "that's not funny!" The poor guy was getting a prostate exam, and I was hearing every word! I'll skip the boring details about the man's enlarged prostate... It wasn't the least bit interesting. What was funny however, was when the doctor was walking the man out to the desk, I over heard him say "well, I've had a great start to my morning... Was it as good for you as it was for me?" I nearly died. Especially since the doc came straight in to see me afterwards, and made a show of washing his hands extra well! LOL.

But yeah, back to the stuff you all really want to hear about. I'm fine. I'm not dying, I don't have a brain tumor, my brain isn't leaking out my nose. I have an inner ear infection thats been flying under the radar (no fever, etc.), and the headaches are tension headaches.

So now, I'm on antibiotics, and muscle relaxers, and I should be just fine in a few days.

See? Nothing to worry about. Don't you all feel silly?

My "Cingularly" Wretched Experience With Cingular:

-- The following is a true account. It has not been embellished or enhanced in any way. Only personal information such as account numbers, names, and dollar amounts have been omitted for my privacy. --

On Sunday, I placed an online order with Cingular Wireless for a cell phone, and service. Shortly thereafter I received my order confirmation which stated that everything was copasetic, and I would receive my order in 3-5 business days. 10 minutes after that, I got an email stating that I needed to pay a security deposit of an unspecified amount within 7 days, or my order would be cancelled.

Confused, I called the customer service number:

Me (after navigating voice recognition menu trees in vain): Hi, I received an email stating that I need to pay a security deposit?
Customer Service Rep: Oh, no you don't actually. That email was sent in error.
Me: Really?
CSR: Yes. The actual issue on the account is that there was a problem with the system in recognizing your legal name.
Me: Oh?
CSR: Have you changed your name recently?
Me: Uh... Like 5 years ago...
CSR: Okay, so can you please verify your legal name for me? It didn't register in the system.
Me: (states my name)
CSR: That's your full legal name?
Me: Uh, yeah. Thats what's on my social security card, and my ID, and my credit card...
CSR: Okay thanks. I'll reprocess the order.
Me: So... I don't need to pay a security deposit?
CSR: No, you don't.
Me: So why did I get an email saying I did?
CSR: That was a computer glitch. The system didn't register your current legal name, so it sent out an email to say there was a problem with the account. It sent the wrong email. We've been getting these calls all day.
Me: Oh, Ok. So really, no security deposit?
CSR: Thats right.
... blah blah, end call.

Okay, great. Problem solved. Or so I thought. I check my email this morning to find another email from Cingular, dated monday, that says: Because we haven't heard from you in a few days, your online order has been cancelled. WHAT?? I just talked to them on Sunday!

So I call customer service AGAIN:

CSR: How can I help you today?
Me: I got an email...
CSR: Oh yes, your account is showing that you need to pay a security deposit.
Me: What?
CSR: We need an "X" dollar security deposit per line on your account.
Me: Alright, now I'm a little frustrated here... I placed this order on Sunday. I got the confirmation email. Then I got an email asking for a deposit. When I called to make that deposit, I was was told that I didn't need to make a deposit, that all I needed to do was verify my legal name...
CSR (interrupting): Let me consult with my support resource...
Me (interrupting right back): Wait one minute please, I'm not finished.
CSR: Sorry Ma'am.
Me: Now the reason I'm calling today, is because I got an email from you people saying that because you hadn't heard from me in a few days, my order had been cancelled. And now you're telling me that I got that email because theres a deposit owed on my account that I was assured on Sunday I DIDN'T have to pay?? What exactly is the problem here?
CSR: Let me consult with my support resource...
Me (noticably annoyed): Fine.
-- Hold for a minute or two --
CSR: Okay, so when you verified your legal name, the system re-ran the credit check, which is why you're now showing you need to pay a deposit.
Me: So why didn't I get an email saying that??
CSR: Um, it was a computer glitch.
Me (now rather irate): I know this isn't your fault, and I don't mean to take it out on you...
CSR: Yes Ma'am.
Me: But this is ridiculous. If you people can't even get your computer system to work right, why on earth do I want phone service from you??
CSR: Uhhh...
Me: Look, just cancel my order. I'm not comfortable doing business with your company.
CSR: Yes Ma'am, I'm cancelling it now.
Me: Thank you.
... blah blah... end call.

Let me just say:

A tech company that cannot even get their automated email system to work correctly does not deserve my business.

A tech company that cannot properly interface with the social security agency system does not deserve my business.

A company of any sort that does not appologize for its errors, or try to make some sort of amends for my resulting inconveniences does not deserve my business.

I personally provide a very high level of customer service to the people that I deal with, and I am never anything but professional. I always appologize immediately for any problems my "clients" encounter, whether or not those problems are my fault (they very rarely are). And any company that cannot offer ME that level of service will not get my business. Even if that means I have to pay higher rates elsewhere. Even if that means I have to get something different from what I originally wanted. Even if that means I have to do without a product or service entirely.

Needless to say, I won't be doing business with Cingular again... Bleh.

My Day Is Being Totally Wasted

I spent most of my morning in a class learning how to use the new AP/AR system (web-based, PeopleSoft 8.8), only, I didn't need to take the stupid class because web-based applications (and indeed, most software) is intuitive for me to operate. Sit me down in front of a new program, give me an hour or so to play with it, and I'm good to go. Classes are generally pretty pointless for me unless they're going into the really advanced stuff, and even then, I do better with a manual than I do with a lecture or even a hands on tutorial.

I'm not entirely sure why I learn better from books, but I think it has something to do with my almost photographic memory. I just retain more of what I read, and I understand it better. I'm not sure why. That's just the way I am.

I also learn better if I have to puzzle something out on my own, as in, not having someone give me step by step instructions, but actually having to figure the steps out myself. Just like having to get lost a couple of times to really learn your way around a town.

Anyway, I have another class this afternoon which is an even bigger waste of time because its training for not only a web-based system, but a web-based system I already know how to use. Pointless I tell you, pointless. And its a damned THREE HOUR class. Oh dear god, please someone kill me now. It only took me 15 minutes to figure out the thing the first time round. Now I get to spend THREE HOURS "re-learning" the piece of shit application. Gawd.

Name Fun

Discover the hidden meaning in your name

Okay, this is fun.

Tess:
Reaper : Greek

You are a humanitarian and idealist concerned with the welfare of others and doing what you can to make the world a better place. A visionary with strong intuition and wisdom you seek knowledge and have high aspirations. Although at times preferring solitude your generous, compassionate and understanding nature attracts many friends from all walks of life.

My real name:
Princess : Hebrew

Peaceful, poised and understanding you do not let anyone or anything disturb your innate calm. You are tolerant of others no matter how their behaviours or beliefs differ from your own. Not attached to material or worldly affairs you are free to express your true self. Displaying great wisdom and serenity people are naturally drawn to you for guidance and counsel. Your courage and presence of mind see you through any adversity.

Both are fairly accurate... except for the "you do not let anyone or anything disturb your innate calm" part. I may seem innately calm on the outside... But that is very far from the truth.

The Art of Breaking -- Part 2

The second half of the story... A story in and of itself, and several stories in one

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I didn't fully regain consciousness until I woke up in the hospital the next evening. How I'd gotten there was somewhat of a blur, and there were sizable chunks of time missing from my memory. My ex had gotten my message, and taken me to the emergency room of the only hospital in the area with a psych ward. Not the county asylum, thankfully, but a private hospital. I was dazed, and scared, and still very much at the bottom of a pit, but mostly, I was numb. Weirdly enough, I discovered that one of my ex's distant relatives had a room two doors down from mine. I didn't talk much the first two days, and when I did, my voice sounded small in my own ears. Small, and cold, and distant, as if I wasn't even in the same room as myself. The Dr's and nurses tried to get me to hold conversations, but they were lucky if they even got a full sentence out of me. I didn't want to get dressed. I didn't want to shower. I didn't want anything except my own couch, my own TV, my own bed, and my teddy bear. I felt tiny, like I'd fallen in on myself, like a child -- fragile and small -- and I carried that bear everywhere. There was group therapy, arts & crafts, food... It was a little like preschool, except with smoke breaks and strong narcotics.

The Dr. put me on Topamax (a mood stabilizer), Welbutrin, and Trazadone at first. When I wasn't "getting better" fast enough, he upped my dosages. Then I started getting panic attacks, so he put me on Ativan and upped the Welbutrin again. The diagnosis? Bipolar II, depressed episode. That was mis-diagnosis number five. And the amount of antidepressants he had me on knocked me into a manic state, so he upped my ativan to bring me down. That all, was mis-medication number two. He should have reduced the Welbutrin or taken me off of it entirely.

My stay in the hospital ended up being a horrific experience. There was a woman there, a little older than my mother, who also had bipolar disorder. She had gone off her meds, and gone into a manic state so severe that she had walked through Oakland, barefoot, for weeks without stopping to eat or sleep. She lost toes. She lost all hold on reality, and spent most of the night screaming at the top of her lungs. She couldn't dress herself, couldn't feed herself, couldn't clean herself, couldn't take herself to the bathroom. She didn't recognize her family when they came to visit. When I looked at her, I saw what I could become, and it terrified me. It terrified me to the point that I swore then and there that I would never go off medication. NEVER. No matter what.

Another thing that happened while I was there was that one of the patients (J) tried to kill one of the counselors. Six or seven of us were in a group session, and J suddenly gets up and starts walking towards the counselor with her arms outstretched. At first we thought that she wanted to give the woman a hug, but instead of opening her arms and leaning in, J wrapped her hands around the counselor's throat and started to squeeze. Three of us had to pull J off the woman while others went to get the nurses.

That was the first time I'd ever seen someone try to murder another person. The first time I'd ever had to STOP someone from trying to murder another person.

The look in J's eyes as we dragged her off the counselor will always stay with me. The cold burning fury, the intense calm, the emptiness behind that calm calculating blue flame of rage -- like J was being operated by remote control... In a way she was I suppose. J was a paranoid schitzophrenic with psychotic episodes.

And as we were holding her, waiting for the nurses, she kept chanting "You have to die. They said so. Kill you... Kill you all... They said... You have to die," over and over in a stone cold voice that sounded almost mechanical. Shortly thereafter, the police showed up and took her to the county asylum in restraints...

A day after the attempted murder, they let me go home. I was supposed to go immediately into an outpatient program at the hospital, so I wasn't assigned a psychiatrist. But there was an insurance snag, and my admission was delayed. During that delay, I started having adverse reactions to my medication.

I couldn't walk straight. Literally. I would end up walking smack into the wall. I couldn't think, couldn't remember things, couldn't follow a conversation. I lost the ability to speak, almost entirely. The words were in my head, but my tongue couldn't form them. I would stutter at best, and slur so badly that I was unintelligible. My mom began to freak out, saying that I sounded drunk. I didn't know what was going on, and I didn't have a doctor I could call to help me. I began to freak out myself, and ended up bursting into tears while on the phone with the HMO, stuttering and slurring and blubbering, begging for some kind of help. My mother called the HMO too, and pointed out in her best NY style attitude (bitch mode, she calls it) that they could easily have a lawsuit on their hands if they didn't authorize treatment for me immediately. Less than an hour after that call, I was admitted into the outpatient program, and the staff psychiatrist took me off the Topamax the next day.

No one there had ever seen someone have the reaction to the drug that I had had, but it was obvious that's what had caused it. Within a few days, the fucked up side effects had pretty much gone away... Though, I do still have the remnants of the speech difficulties. I trip over words, mispronouncing them, or slurring them if I try to talk too fast... As it turns out, tongue paralysis is a side effect that Topamax causes in a full 10% of people taking it, but it usually doesn't show up in the people using it as a mood stabilizer. Topamax is also an anti-convulsant, and the people taking it for that purpose are usually the ones who get the nasty side effects. Mis-medication number three, by the way.

So now I'm on two anti-depressants, 1 anti-anxiety medication, and NO mood stabilizer, in an outpatient program that I can barely get myself out of bed to go to, and I still can't sleep. Mis-medication number four.

If there's one thing you never want to do to someone with bipolar disorder, its hype them up on anti-depressants. So what does the doc do? Up my Welbutrin to the maxium dosage, and switch me from Trazadone to Remeron, which is about ten times stronger. Mis-medication number five. The thing about anti-depressants is that they generally take a few weeks to kick in fully. So after a few weeks I hit a manic high SO high that I literally could not sit still. Then and only then did they realize that they A: mis-diagnosed me in the first place, and B: forgot to put me back on a mood stabilizer.

The diagnosis got revised to bipolar disorder type I (mis-diagnosis number six), and they put me on Lithium, kept the Welbutrin the same, took me off Remeron, kept me on Ativan, and gave me Restoril to make me sleep. This ended up being mis-medication number six, because being on Lithium was almost as bad as the Topamax. My body shook uncontrollably. I couldn't write to save my life. I couldn't concentrate. I couldn't read. I didn't get quite so manic anymore, but I still got the depressive lows. I couldn't handle stress of any kind. So what did they do? Put me on Lexapro, another anti-depressant, gave me three more months off work, and shoved me out the door without so much as giving me a refill prescription or a psychiatrist to see. Mis-medication number seven, by the way -- the last thing I needed was more anti-depressants.

What happens after that? Well... My meds ran out of course, and I had to find a psychiatrist on my own, which, due to the side effects from the Lithium, was extremely difficult for me to do. Thankfully I found a good one. He took me off all those different pills (at that point, I was taking 10 pills a day of various different substances), and put me on ONE medication -- Seroquel. He also changed my diagnosis to Bipolar Type I and PTSD (the RIGHT diagnosis, in my opinion).

Seroquel is my miracle drug. I can function pretty normally on it, and it treats my symptoms well enough. The only side effect I get is being very tired most of the morning. I still have mood swings, but they're not nearly as bad, and fall mostly into the "normal" range. My anxiety level is one tenth of what it used to be. And I sleep, and eat normally. I don't hallucinate anymore either, thank god. I can't, however, handle stress very well at all anymore. I just don't have the strength for it, unfortunately. Maybe my meds need a little bit of tweaking. Or maybe I just need to recover more fully. Maybe I rushed back to work too quickly. In any case, here I am, surviving, as always.

Maybe, just maybe, I'm stronger than I think.

The Art of Breaking

This is the first of two posts. I decided to split the story into two pieces, because of length for one, and because, really, it is two separate stories.

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I suppose this story actually starts when I was a child, or at least, when I was physically a child, since I never really got a chance to be one...

Even as a kid, I have always suffered from violent mood swings. One minute I'd be quiet and content, the next I'd either fly into a rageful fit, or dissolve into inconsolable sadness. I never knew why. There wasn't any apparent reason for any of it. Its just how I was. I didn't know it wasn't normal -- I was just a kid after all, and kids don't stop to think about whether or not their feelings are appropriate. I wasn't a bad kid mind you. My teachers all loved me, my friends parents did too. But I think it was obvious to them, and my mother (not my dad at first, because he wasn't around much), that I wasn't quite right.

My test scores were off the charts, but I couldn't seem to do my homework. I was always daydreaming. I wouldn't talk in class. But if you gave me a workbook, or a book to read, I would go through it the way most people only go through oxygen. I could have easily skipped grades, except that I refused to do more than the bare minimum, and I wasn't socially advanced enough to interact well with kids my own age, let alone ones older than me. And then there were the mood swings...

My mom, out of desperation, consulted with child psychologists and was told that I was just "a difficult child." See, in the early 80's, almost nothing was known about bipolar disorder in children (especially not children as young as I was), PTSD hadn't even been invented yet, and only specialists were trained in recognizing the emotional signs of molestation -- and children were only sent to those specialists if someone knew that something had happened. That was time one being mis-diagnosed.

After my parents divorce, I got worse (added stress does that), so I was sent to see a therapist. I was maybe ten at that point, and didn't much care for the woman I was sent to. So I didn't talk to her. We'd sit there in silence for the full hour. The diagnosis? Unresolved anger about my parents divorce. No matter that my behavioral idiosyncrasies started before that... But like I said: Child psychology in the 80's was ignorant of a lot of things. That was time two being mis-diagnosed.

My stability got worse as I got older. My mood swings got more and more extreme. My behavior became more and more irrational. I started sleeping erratically. Finally, my grades plummeted as I stopped caring about school. The grades were what really got my parents attention, since I'd never gotten below a B in anything except phys. ed., and suddenly there I was in 9th grade, failing my best subject (English -- shocking huh?). So they threw me back into therapy. This time, I talked, but never about what actually mattered. I talked about anything and everything except what was going on inside my own head. In truth, I didn't know what was going on inside my own head. But I used my therapist to get out of my mother's house, and into my dad's. And my therapist came up with a diagnosis of me being "cyclothymic" (having mood swings that were slightly more pronounced than normal). No treatment was provided for me other than therapy. None. What. So. Ever. That was time three being mis-diagnosed.

After moving to my dad's, I did okay for a while, but after a bit the freedom I had there started to negatively affect me. There was no one watching to make sure I went to bed on time. There was no one watching to see if I slept all afternoon. My dad was still very absentee, and his wife knew nothing about kids, let alone teenagers, so I ended up stopping sleeping with any sense of normalcy. I would stay awake for a few days, then sleep through classes or weekends. The mood swings got worse, faster, more drastic. The highs got higher, the lows got lower, and by 16 I'd become a cutter. A cutter, for those of you who don't know, is someone who cuts themselves in order to feel better, or to distract themselves from emotional pain. I did it because I could control the physical pain. I could control it when I couldn't control anything else I was feeling. I understood where it came from, and why it hurt so badly, when I couldn't understand my emotions, or why I felt so miserable all the time. I also did it as a reminder -- a reminder that there was a way out, no matter how hopelessly trapped in life I felt. I would cut, and I would feel relieved... Calm, and relaxed, for a little while at least. But things kept getting worse.

I would vibrate from insanely happy to morbidly depressed, sometimes several times within the space of a day, and it was exhausting. I had all but stopped sleeping, and had started hallucinating. I was terrified, seeing things that weren't there, hearing things that weren't there, even feeling things that weren't there. Going to take a shower in the morning, pulling aside the curtain, and seeing the walls and floor covered -- seething -- with insects, ants, spiders, wasps, mosquitoes, feeling them crawl over my hands and feet, only to have them disappear when I'd scream. I can't count how many times I lied to my father, saying that I'd screamed because a spider fell on me... I felt like I was going insane. I probably was, actually. I couldn't take it anymore and, at 17, tried to slit my wrists. I failed miserably the first time... But did a little better at it the second time. Better enough that I shocked myself into finally calling a therapist myself.

I was in therapy for 10 months that time. The woman was nice. She was caring. She asked all the wrong questions. She never asked if I hallucinated. She never asked if I slept. She never asked if I got too happy and acted crazy. All she asked was how sad, how hopeless, how suicidal I felt. She diagnosed me as clinically depressed, and sent me to a shrink for medication. He prescribed me Paxil. That, was time number four being mis-diagnosed, and time number one being mis-medicated.

Paxil turned me into an indifferent bitch. I didn't care about anything or anyone. I was too happy, all the time. I couldn't write, I couldn't draw, I couldn't create. I screwed over boyfriends, I screwed over friends, and none of it bothered me. I began to notice though, the lack of anything interesting in my life... And began to hate the person that I was. I stopped therapy, and took myself off the medication. I convinced myself that I could handle everything on my own. And for a while I did. I graduated high school. I started culinary school. And then I lost control again.

I partied with the wrong people, dated the wrong guys, got pregnant... But I still insisted that I was fine, that I was emotionally stable. Funny how we can be so blind to ourselves... I thought I was in control. Looking back though, I was out of control. Totally and utterly.

I got married, and lasted through it, clinging to sanity by a thread the whole time. I stayed awake for days and days at a time, full weeks, and crashed for days afterwards. My mood swings got worse again, and I would cry for no reason, I would yell for no reason, I would get surges of energy that drove me up the walls. But I was managing. I was aware, through research, of what was wrong with me, and thought that I could ride things out.

Then I got divorced. I started a long distance relationship. I went back to school. And the weekend before classes started, my ex moved out, and took my son with him. I screeched to a halt when that happened. That Friday, when I came home from work, I was looking forward to seeing my baby, and playing for a while. I was looking forward to his hugs and kisses and silly little games. I was planning dinner in my head. And as I was walking up the stairs, I realized... He wasn't there. He wasn't going to be there. He wasn't waiting for me. I can't begin to describe the grief... I was sobbing as I came through the door... Instead of setting my things down, I sank down in the middle of my living room, and cried. For hours. I didn't know it then, but that was the beginning of the end.

I threw myself into work and school like never before, trying to stay so busy that I wouldn't have time to think about the fact that I didn't have my son around. I threw myself into work and school so hard, that I kicked myself into a manic state that lasted for months. Months of not sleeping more than an hour at a time, not eating. Months of working harder than I ever had before. Months... I crashed on Thanksgiving. The first holiday I spent without my son. I fell into a depression so bad that I couldn't get out of bed all weekend. But I snapped myself out of it, I drove myself back into a manic state, back into a forced high... I stopped sleeping all together at the end of December. Planning the visit from the guy I was involved with, planning my family "vacation" back east, finals, work, divorce stuff... I started to wear down. The hell that was my Christmas break, was the proverbial last straw... And as I started to go back to work, as I looked at registering for another full load of classes, I saw that I was hanging on to the edge of a very, very, tall cliff... By my fingernails. I could see the abyss below me... I could see the darkness reaching out for me, beckoning me... I called a therapist as fast as I could find one. Unfortunately, I was too late.

The day after my appointment with the therapist (who I do see now, by the way), I broke. I couldn't see straight, I couldn't stop crying, I was soooooooooo tired... And all I wanted to do was sleep. Sleep. And never, ever, wake up. But I couldn't sleep. I would close my eyes, and terrible things would come up behind my eyelids. Living nightmares. Blankets of crawling bugs, images of death and destruction, nightmares I thought I'd long left behind me... It all was there when I closed my eyes. I started searching my cupboards for something to help me sleep. I was crazed. Completely and totally insane at that point. Anything would do. Alcohol. Anything. Anything to make it STOP. And then I found the bottle of codeine... By the time I'd drank half of it my mind started to slow down, and I realized what I'd done. My body was shutting down as I called my ex, over and over, finally leaving a cryptic message ("I did something stupid") before falling into a deep coma like sleep.

Just A Quick Note...

To say hello, and let you know I haven't forgotten my blog. I'm hard at work on the whole breakdown story, which you all should be seeing show up here soon... Its turning out to be more of a novel than I had planned... Oh well.

A Day For New Things

Today has been a day for new things.

This morning on the way to work, I started a new (new to me anyway) Terry Pratchett Disc World novel called "Thief of Time." As is typical with Terry Pratchett, several stories are being told all at the same time, so the 45 pages I am into it already haven't told me too much. Or rather, they have told me too much... Of the wrong sort of thing for me to make out the immediate plot. That may not sound like a good writing style, but really, its rather ingenious, in that it catches your attention well enough and makes you wonder well enough that you are compelled to keep reading to find out what in the fuck is going on.

When I got to work, I was rushed into an emergency meeting in which I was assigned a new supervisor, and new "team" (whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean). Thankfully I'm familiar with the woman who's going to be my new supervisor, and her "team," so I'm not all in the dark... But the funny thing is that while I'm being transitioned to my new supervisor, I am not yet transitioned into my new position... Nor am I transitioned into the new organization. Fun shit.

After I got out of that meeting, I was dragged to another meeting in which the "new organization" was "officially launched" (again, whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean). This meeting lasted an hour and a half, and was followed by a "congratulatory BBQ" for the entire department. Most of the food sucked ass, which was NOT new, as they always use this particular caterer, with this exact menu, for every "staff appreciation luncheon," and it ALWAYS sucks ass. Except for the coleslaw, which is usually pretty damned good. The new part was the level of suckage that the potato salad attained. I have never had worse, not ever, from anywhere. Bleh.

When I finally got done with that, I found a voicemail waiting for me telling me that my new glasses had arrived and were ready for me to pick up (a week early), so I headed over to the optometry school for some more immensely wonderful personal service, and I'm now trying to get used to the things. Not only are they new glasses, with a new prescription, but they're a new shape as well, and have new features (such as photosensitive, and anti-reflective coatings). And while the world is looking remarkably clearer for the most part, I'm still getting used to seeing the edges of my glasses all up in my field of vision. Let me tell you -- that is NOT fun. It totally weirds me out, and has me thinking that I've got my glasses too far down on my nose or something, even though they're not. I do look amazingly cute in them though, so I'm not actually complaining... Just saying that the experience is a new one.

So yeah, lots of new things today.

Yes, I remember that I promised a post about the whole breakdown thingy... I haven't forgotten. I may write that later on, as there is literally nothing I can work on today because both the accounting system and the financial reporting system are down for the next week. FIIK how I'm going to get anything done... It may all just have to wait til next week. *shrug* Not my fault.

4000!

As of right this second... I've had 4000 hits on my blog... wow!

Thats all I wanted to say...

My Co-workers, My Family -- Part 2

Today is going to be one of those days where I don't actually get anything done. I can't concentrate. I just can't. I have a headache again... This time from crying though.

I've just gotten back from the going away party for D, and as much as I wanted to stand up and say something, I was too choked up to do it. I wasn't the only one in tears, thankfully, or I would have felt like a fool.

The party was nice -- people from all over campus showed up to send their best wishes, which meant that I got to see a couple of old co-workers that I hadn't seen in a long time. Catching up with them was pleasant, and they all seemed a lot happier after having left the department...

Things only got weird when they asked about where I'd been for the 6 months I was gone. I mean, having had a breakdown isn't really something you want to advertise in a work environment, no matter how much you like the person you're talking to. But everyone I talked to kept saying how I look great, and how the time off must have been good for me, how I look more relaxed, and so on...

People are just treating it like I took an extended vacation... Which, while better than assuming I was on respirators the whole time, is just as inaccurate.

You know, I don't think I've really gone into detail about all that here... I will though, I promise. Maybe today even, since I can't concentrate on work.

Anyway. So there were ups this afternoon as well as downs. But as usual, its the downs that are sticking with me.

I am really REALLY going to miss D. And I have no clue how we're all going to manage without her, especially me.

Dammit... Here I go with the tears again. *wanders off to try and find a tissue*

My Co-workers, My Family

Wow, I guess I had a bit of a meltdown last night.

Surprisingly though, things dont seem quite so bleak this morning. Yes, I'm still stuck in a dead end government job, but this morning I was greeted by smiling faces in the hall, and friendly banter in the copy room... And it dawned on me that I work with a group of really good people; people who are genuinely caring and considerate, people who care just as much about me on a personal level as my own family -- If not more so.

When I mentioned this morning that I was anxious for the day to be over and done because the guy I'm seeing is picking me up, the person I was talking to asked about him and wanted to hear everything -- how we met, what he's like -- everything. And she was genuinely happy to see me happy. Whereas, when my mom heard that I'm finally seeing someone again, she didn't want to hear anything, and pretty much pretended that I hadn't said anything about it.

As much as I hate my job, I love the people that I work closely with. We're like family to one another. And even while that family is being broken up because of management issues and people finding other jobs, we still care enough about one another to throw going away parties, and birthday parties, and keep in touch.

Today is my supervisor's last day (we'll call her D, for anonymity's sake). She got a job at the Rec Center here on campus. Its her dream job -- ultra cush -- and we all wish her the best. But I'm going to miss her horribly.

When I first started here, as a temp, her daughter and I worked together under someone else. But D still happily helped train me. She's been somewhat of a mother to all of us, always asking to make sure we're doing alright, and seeing if we needed anything... When I had questions, I would go to her instead of my own boss whenever possible, because she never made me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something. When my boss quit, and I found out that D was going to be my new supervisor, I couldn't have been happier. When I was out on disability, she called to see how I was doing. She sent me emails to check on me, and reassure me that things would be better when I came back. When I did finally come back to work, she made a point to make sure I wasn't overwhelmed or overloaded. She watched out for me, and cheerfully took anything off my desk that I couldn't handle.

D is the only supervisor I've ever had that has truly had my back, and cared about how I'm doing as a person, as well as an employee. Once she's gone, I'll be left to deal directly with upper management on my own. With no buffer zone. While I've been in that situation before, and can handle it, its not a pleasant experience... And I'm dreading D's departure like nothing else. Not just because of the management thing, but because I'm going to miss her motherly care, attention, and encouragement. She's always believed in me, trusted that I could do well, and told me more than once that she thinks I could go really far here, even without a degree.

I'm actually in tears writing this... I really feel as if I'm losing a close family member... And it hurts a lot more than I thought it would...

Miserably, Horribly, Stuck

Well this is a change... posting from home, I mean.

I am totally and utterly emotionally drained tonight, and yet, I still cant stop my brain from running circles... See, I had a therapist appointment today, and I'm always the worse for it afterwards... I know that doesn't sound like a good thing... But really it is, in a kind of weird way. I think it means that I'm actually thinking, and talking, about the difficult stuff, and trying to work through it. I mean, its not like no progress is made... Its just that I get caught up in all the hurt and stuff, and that stays with me after the session. I have an obsessive mind, thats all. My therapist says thats because of anxiety... I dunno if I buy that though. I just obsess, even about things that aren't bothering me. I get fixated, and can't seem to let go of things. Last night, for example, I was talking with the guy I've been seeing for the past month (OMG a month? Jeez... ) about this creative thing... Making a parody of a game we're both familiar with... And I just kind of got stuck on it. Couldn't stop thinking stuff up. I was even thinking about it today at work.

So yeah, back to what I was saying. I obsess on things that most people wouldn't. I can't help it. The meds I take help with that a little bit, but really not enough to put a stop to it even by half. They basically just stop it enough so that I can get sleep, but don't help much during the day. And my latest obsession is frustration with work. I feel trapped in my job... Wholly and completely trapped. I've been applying for jobs all over campus, but can't seem to get any. And because my job is so specialized, and so specific to campus, I don't have the experience necessary to get a job in the private sector. It doesn't matter how smart I am, or how skilled I am at analysis, or how quickly I can learn software... It doesn't matter that I've been doing AR/AP for almost 4 years now. All that matters is that I don't have a degree, and I don't have private sector experience. Admittedly, private sector is MUCH different from public sector... But not so different that I couldn't do it. Besides, I have taken accounting and management classes... I just don't have a full on degree. I need a way to get my foot in the door... And I don't have one. People keep telling me that I should go back to school... But theres no way for me to do that and keep working full time. And I can't afford to not work full time. And even if I do go back to school again... What would I study? I really don't want to be an accountant for the rest of my life... As good as I am at it, I rather hate the lack of thought that it requires. I hate to say it, but its too easy. And yet, the stress levels are ridiculously high. Its a volume thing, and a politics thing, not a difficulty level thing. Its the stress level that I despise you see. I just can't handle them. And as much as I'd love to be an English teacher, the stress levels there are ridiculous too. So what to do?

I haven't a clue really. I just need a break somewhere. Someone to give me a step up, give me a chance to prove myself... I'm SO good at the conceptual stuff, the abstract business principles... Its intuitive for me. I barely have to think about it to be able to pull that kind of thing off seamlessly. But because I don't have a degree, the higher level positions, the positions that deal with the abstract and conceptual work, are denied to me. No matter that I'm better at it than most MBA's that I know... No matter that I live for that kind of puzzle... No matter that I have a natural attention to detail that would make a brain surgeon look inept... All that matters is if I have a degree, and if I've proven myself elsewhere. And it frustrates me.

I can't get ahead... I can't even get sideways. I'm stuck. Miserably, horribly, stuck. And I don't know what to do about it. And neither does my therapist. And neither do my friends. Or my mom. And my dad doesn't understand about being stuck in a job, cuz he's never had to look for one in his life. He's always had them handed to him on a silver platter, or offered to him on bended knee... And he's never had a job that he hated. Ever. So his view is that I should just keep working, and be content to try to move up the ladder where I'm at. He doesn't realize the hell I'm in, and every time I try to explain it to him, he passes it off as mild discontent...

I hate feeling trapped. I hate feeling helpless. Especially when it comes to my own success or lack there of... GRRR.

Yet Another New Look

Thanks to Cat & Sapphire, who gave me the link for this template site where I got the basics for the new look! (those of you reading my RSS feed should stop by the actual site and check things out).

Today... I have wasted my entire day updating my blog. I really should do some work, but I'm just not feeling it, and with the accounting system still down, theres no big rush for me to do much of anything.

In the course of updating my blog, I had to go through and change the font color on 2 months worth of posting, so that it would show up against the current backround... oy. Talk about tedious. But I shouldn't have to do anything more to it now... Though there might be some minor changes later on. And I even figured out how to keep the blogger comments in my posts with the new template. Yay me! But I did get a chance to go back and read through a lot of the things I'd written... And wow. Am I a bit of a different person now or what? I mean, to me, I seem more mellow, more laid back, more content... And theres a lot less of that drastic mood change stuff. No more huge roller coaster. Just your normal every day rolling hills.

Its kind of strange to look back at yourself that way... And see how different you are, how much you've changed, just in the space of a year or so... Its like when I go back and read my journals from when I was a teenager... I read and read, and then I stop and say "Wow. Was I really like that??" I think its healthy to look back at yourself like that from time to time, to remind yourself how far you've come... It gives one hope. It makes you realize that if you've come so far already, you'll be able to go just that much further in the future.

A good thing, all in all... Though it is a little weird to relive your life through more mature eyes... But it's worth it.

Weird Things You See In The EE Dept

Walking down the hall, I saw a pile of boxes stacked against the wall. One of the boxes had a neon green sticker on it that said:

"Do Not Fork Here"

I laughed, and wished I had my camera.

Um... Suggestions Anyone?

You know, I've always considered myself in pretty good health, but lately I'm starting to wonder if that's an accurate assessment. I don't have anything life threatening wrong with me, and my doctor always gives me a clean bill of health when I have a check up (which I do have yearly), but I always seem to have some sort of small health annoyance going on, and almost never feel perfectly fine. There's always something that hurts, or I have a cold, or my allergies are acting up, or I just generally feel run down... I've even had aquaintances inquire whether I have something systemic to blame for my constant list of complaints.

Take today for example: My allergies are still bothering me (small cough), I have a headache that won't quit, my stomach is queasy, my shoulder and neck ache, and my knee still hurts from Saturday. Overall, I just feel crappy. And thats the norm for me.

Thing is, theres nothing major wrong with me physically that would cause such a constant level of discomfort. I do have old injuries that act up occasionally (the shoulder and the knees), and I do have PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome)... But the old injuries only explain the body aches, and the PCOS symptoms are either sporadic, or for the most part unnoticable.

Headaches and upset tummies are becoming a regular thing for me, instead of an exception... And I have to wonder whats up with that. The headaches aren't eye strain related. I just had that optometrist appointment, and there was barely a change in my prescription. So small a change, in fact, that the doctor said I didn't even need to get new glasses (I am anyway because I want some that are more stylish, have that photo sensitive stuff, and are non-reflective). And the headaches show up whether or not my allergies are being bitchy, so its not that either.

As for the tummy thing: I eat pretty healthy. I don't overdo sugar or greasy stuff or anything else. So I haven't a clue whats causing all that.

Except... Maybe... Stress? Its hard to think of stress having such a physical manifestation like that, but thats got to be it, right? I mean, like I said, theres nothing else wrong with me that would explain it. I've heard of people breaking out in rashes from stress, having heart attacks from stress, fainting from stress, all sorts of things. So maybe the whole being back at work thing might finally be starting to take its toll on me in more than just a mental way? But how do I do anything about that? I have to work -- I need an income, and sitting at home all day gets real boring real fast. I've never been very much good at the whole "de-stressing" thing... My mind is a little too overactive for that. But I try to distract myself as much as possible -- by listening to music (er, blaring metal more like -- and no, thats not causing the headaches either!), reading, watching TV or movies, and occasionally getting myself a bit tipsy... And it works in the moment. But the second I stop, everything comes flooding back, and I'm beyond tense again. Bleh.

Any suggestions???

Catching Up

I know, I know, I'm not keeping up on posting... But yesterday was one of those days that was spent running around in a tizzy, not spending enough time at my desk to accomplish any work, let alone write here.

So, having explained my absence, let me recap the past few days:

Friday I left straight from work with my mom and my son to head up to her cabin for the weekend. We stopped in Davis to pick up my sister, and grab dinner, and didn't end up getting to the cabin until about midnight.

Why did it take so long? Well, let me give you an idea of just how out in the middle of BFE this place is. From Berkeley, you have to drive an hour and a half to Sacramento. From Sac, another 45 min to Marysville. From Marysville, its another hour and a half North East, past Plumas National Forest, before you get to a teeeeeeeny tiny little village (a general store with a bar in it, an RV park, and a post office -- population? Under 200) called Clipper Mills. On the outskirts of Clipper Mills, you go off the paved road for a good 2 to 3 miles before you end up on the 7.1 acres of undeveloped forest my mom and her husband own.

When I say undeveloped, I mean just that. There is NO electricity and NO running water. There is a cabin, of sorts (which I'll describe in a minute), and an outhouse.

The "cabin" is actually kind of cool. It was originally a 20ft metal shipping container (like the ones you see on trains) and has been outfitted with a door and windows. My mom's husband sided the thing with cedar, and built a loft onto it... It actually looks pretty good. They put in a wood burning stove, and a propane range/oven, and furnished the place pretty simply. Its cozy... althought, to be honest, I would have been happier in a tent... But that's mainly because Mom stuck me up in the loft to sleep, and not only am I deathly afraid of heights, but the ladder to get up there was murder on my knees. In fact, I ended up wrenching my knee climbing the cursed thing, and spent the entire weekend in wicked amounts of pain. I refused to be deterred from hiking at least a little bit, but ooooooh am I still paying for it! OW!

The outhouse, and I know this next bit is going to sound odd, was cool too. See, they built the thing way up this hill, away from the cabin, facing out over this wonderful vista. And because its so far up, you can leave the door wide open, and enjoy the view while you do your thing. Weird, I know, but... Hey, when have I ever claimed to be normal? There was also a little mouse who'd taken up residence in the thing. He was remarkably civilized for a mountain mouse; leaving his droppings in the urinal thingy, and clawing up the TP as if attempting to get a piece small enough for his little butt... My mom didn't appreciate the humor in it, but my sister and I got quite a laugh.

Lessee... Other memorable moments...

My mom scared my son while hiking by telling him to be careful of rattle snakes. So, the poor kid spent the entire hike asking if any rattlers were around, and then asking if there were cobras too (because, you know, if there is one deadly snake around, there must be more... right?). And we could not convince him that there wasnt anything to worry about.

My sister and I were watching a humming bird that sounded like a Harley and had a red patch on its throat, and I turned to my sis and said "Look! Even the birds up here are rednecks!" (damn I'm funny).

On the drive up, Mom and I had my son singing along with The Beatles "Hey Jude," "Yellow Submarine," and "Octopusses Garden." My kid has some seriously good taste in music. I wonder where he gets that from? *wink wink*

I had rather disturbing dreams while crammed up in that loft... I kept dreaming that I couldn't breathe. Not that someone was suffocating me, or choking me, or anything like that. Just that I couldn't breathe. And I kept waking up gasping for air. Weird shit man. Weird shit.

Oh yeah... And I made quite the fool of myself several times by shrieking when crickets jumped at me unexpectedly. In my defense, I have huge phobias of a variety of bugs (not crickets mind you), and have huge issues with things jumping at, or being thrown at, my face. So the combination of "unknown bug," "thing in my face," and "surprise" was overwhelming enough to make me scream like a girl. And no, I am not a girl. I am a woman, thank you very much, and should scream accordingly!

By the time I got home Sunday, I was desperate for some non-familial adult interaction *ahem* with which I was enthusiastically provided *blush, cough cough*

You know... There's something about having someone to fall asleep, and wake up, next to that is amazingly pleasant. Especially when its someone you really, really like a lot. *grin*

Okay... Where was I? Right, lost in sappy romantic day dream land. *shakes head vigorously* Thats enough of that! On to Monday!

Monday was easily one of the most hectic days I've ever had. First thing in the morning I was asked to serve as union representation for my department in a barganing session about this stupid re structuring thing. That afternoon. I agreed of course. I mean, what was I going to say? "No thanks, I don't give a shit about my job at all," or "Nah, thats okay, no one needs to hear the staff's side of the story"?? Riiiiiiight. So I spent all the rest of my morning (an hour or so after all was said and done) trying my best to prepare for this impromtu obligation.

The meeting was weird. I mean, this is the first one of these things that I've ever been to, and I felt entirely out of place, seeing as I was in jeans and a tank top (as usual), and everyone else was much more formally dressed. I was also the youngest person in the room by a good decade or so. The thing that was the strangest though, was that people actually listened to what I had to say. I mean, truly listened. They were even TAKING NOTES while I was talking! I'm used to my concerns and opinions being automatically dismissed because I'm "young and inexperienced." I am NOT used to being taken seriously.

Immediately after the meeting, I had to dash all the way back up the hill to make an optometrist appointment at the optometry school here... which they ended up taking me an hour late for... *grumble grumble* Cool thing though, I got one of the strangest compliments ever, during that appointment. After they dilated my pupils, and the student clinician had done her thing, the attending doctor came in and had his look. While he was using some arcane apparatus to blind me (temporarily), he says to the student: "Wow! What did you rate these?" The student says: "4 plus" Then the doctor explains to me that they have a scale to rate the size of dilated pupils, and that on that scale of 1 to 4, I'm about a 6. Then he went on talking to the student (still blinding me) saying things like: "that's textbook!" and "these are amazingly healthy!", all in a tone of voice that made it sound like my eyes were the greatest things since sliced bread. So yeah, I have textbook retinas, my eyes (despite having myopic astigmatism) are amazingly healthy, and dilate off the scale by half. Yay me.

And the day's not over yet!

When I finally got home (after picking out some very cool new glasses), I immediately jumped into a 2 hour explanation of various accounting concepts, and totally fried my brain. I didn't mind though -- helping out someone I care about is always, in my opinion, worth my time and effort *smile*

Wow, have I been busy or what?

Probably won't post tomorrow... have to actually work for once... but yeah... *sigh* oh well.

Days Like These

Have you ever had one of those days where you just feel completely detached from reality? Where everything feels distant and surrealistic, as if you're watching life play itself out on a movie screen, like a Fellini film? Thats kind of how my day is going today...

Maybe the weather has something to do with it? The grey light, filtering down through rain laden clouds, washing out the already stonewashed concrete of the city... The air filling with that sticky, static charge of impending precipitation that always seems to upset my equilibrium, and makes you feel like there's more depth to the air around you than there actually is, as if its a curtain waiting to be pushed aside... Sound takes on new resonance; footsteps and labored breathing echo in your ears, thick and heavy, like a lead pipe banging against a dumpster. Everything seems louder than it should, or maybe the world seems quieter...

Its days like these that make me feel as if I don't quite belong here. Days like these find me longing for a home I've never seen... A home that may not even exist... Days like these, I feel different, as if I belong to another land, another world, another dimension. I've never truly felt at home anywhere on this earth, and days like these, I feel the outsider -- a tourist from a far away place... Or maybe a far away time. I feel out of phaze with the world around me, like you could put your hand right through me, and I wouldn't feel a thing.

I'm bursting with energy, and yet, at the same time, I feel drained... As if I'm acting as some sort of conduit; pulsing with electricity, yet keeping none of it for myself...

And my mind... Is in a world of its own. Daydreaming of a mysterious green land, full of mythical creatures and magic. I can see myself there, and it feels right somehow... Losing myself in the daydream... A sorceress on a legendary journey...

I need to write so badly... To lose myself in that dream world.. To live through my own words... So badly... My hand refuses to set down the pencil for more than a few minutes...

And here I am, stuck at work.

I Work In Hell

Something funny happened this morning as I was out for an extended smoke break with some women from another office...

We were all standing out behind the building in the "smoking section" (as we have lovingly dubbed it), talking about all the crazy shit that's been going on in my department (M, S, and myself), when suddenly M turns to me and says, "Aren't you freezing?"

It's 60 degrees out, overcast, and slightly misty... And I'm in jeans and a tank top. Hey, I'm from NY. Its not even chilly until it hits 40.

"No," I say, "It's nice out here"
"Of course she's not cold," S says, "she just came from hell!"
"Yeah," I say, "this weather is a nice change from the pit of molten lava under my desk."
We all laugh...

So it's official. I work in Hell. Even people from other departments think so. The only thing that could make it any more obvious is if the Deputy Director sprouted horns and a tail, and started wandering the halls carrying a pitch fork. Just you watch -- He'll dress up that way for Halloween! LOL